genderspookycecil:

I really need Dan and Phil to get married and to have a channel where they just make random vlogs of each other being domestic. 

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"And here’s the wife making supper." 

"So I’m the wife now, am I, Dan?" 

"You’ve always been the wife, Phillip. You should know that." 

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"DANNN! DANNN! DANISNOTONFIRE!! WAKE UP! IT’S THE MORNING!" 

"Go away." 

"I refuse!"

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and maybe a porn channel idk

You should make a sequel to the Dan vs Phil fic Please

i’m glad you liked it! 

I wrote that one over a year ago. how crazy is that! i’m not sure i could write a sequel tbh. if i do tho you’ll be the first to know <3

Dan’s liveshow - October 15, 2014

howelllll:

there’s two boxes of the same cereal so the only logical conclusion here is they bought two so phil would stop eating all of his fucking cereal and if that’s not the greatest thing i don’t know what is

howelllll:

there’s two boxes of the same cereal so the only logical conclusion here is they bought two so phil would stop eating all of his fucking cereal and if that’s not the greatest thing i don’t know what is

verynoseyparker:

Yes Dan, we have noticed the way you look at Phil. No Dan, he’s not just your friend.

phantaray:

phanscuddles:

Dan checking out his boyfriend..

PHILS FACE THO

phantaray:

phanscuddles:

Dan checking out his boyfriend..

PHILS FACE THO